2009 Team Photo

Rob Watkins “Beef”

Has been on his usual winter diet (Jack Daniels and Coke) and is finely marinated. Has been working hard on his bowling and now produces ‘Harmison-balls’ only every OTHER delivery. This year he will try not to excavate a hole in the sugar shack floor with his head! Has had his stomach re-lined and liver irrigated in preparation for another hard tournament.

Neil Hutchinson “Biff”

Officially the grumpiest man in the world (“you and your weapon”.) His relationship with King Louie goes from strength to strength and may well be consummated this year! (Ooo be doo!) Our most experienced tourist – knows all the places to be (and most of the ones where he shouldn’t as well!)

Kevin Antonio “Mr Angry”

Normally a peaceable, affable sort of chap but has been known to “let go” on occasion (becoming more frequent with age). A very (un)able bowler who can move his balls both ways – in the same delivery!
Has the heaviest bat in tournament – Bat out of Hell?!!!

Pete Watson “Old Git”

Non-playing piss artist. He was a 60s rock star but he can’t remember that nowadays (has trouble remembering his name sometimes). Will be going out early to acclimatise and ‘see the sights’ (Spotlight, Sugar Shack etc)!
Also known as Gollum/Smeagol, Roy (or any other insult that comes to mind). You can see a very good likeness hanging from the Sugar Shack roof most nights (and that’s AFTER he’s left!!)