2008 Team Photo

Biff (Neil Hutchison). Our Chiang Mai veteran and grumpiest 'Man In The World' (especially anytime before nightfall). Biff is also an experienced rally driver and was once the STIG for Top Gear. He hopes to renew his acquaintance with "King Louie" and maybe make it beyond first base this year. Biff has an outrageous taste in garments (e.g. sarong and speedos), loves grey meat and does animal impressions (ask him to show you his Tiger!). An ever-present and reliable Armadillo.

Beef (Rob Watkins). Has been marinated in Jack Daniels so long that he's beginning to smell like it. Like Steve Harmison, Beef was once a feared, vicious fast-bowler who has now succumbed to the ravages of time (and alcohol); however he is STILL faster then John Dunn!! Unlike Harmison, however, Beef rather likes touring! He is a father-figure to youngsters and has often been observed teaching them the meaning of life until the small hours! Rather like Dracula, Beef dislikes the daylight.

Old Git (Pete Watson). Has recently had an operation on various vital organs and tells us that he will be able to perform even better this year! As Pete is strictly a non-playing Armadillo, your guess is as good as mine!! Also known as the 'oldest swinger in town' especially in his own bedroom. Pete is an integral part of the 'well-oiled' machine that is the Armadillos and helps to keep us well-oiled.

Ponch (Kevin Antonio). The Armadillos' illustrious leader and creator of the infamous Bombay blitz, the only man to take a dive at the Porn Ping pool and not get wet (blamed on dodgy prawns, nothing to do with 2 half days on the piss then)! Kev is our finisher and although the body is old and the face even older, he has a fantastic knack of walking on and hitting last ball sixes to win. Ever popular, one of the tournament's and indeed life's bloody damn fine chaps