The following are 7 fine "young" gentlemen hailing from a mixture of places around the globe, that have all come together to play good cricket in a festival atmosphere. Failing that we aim to put on 4 stone each through a combination of drink and fine food, and hopefully avoid one of the deadly tropical diseases inherent to the area. We will view success in the tournament as to having a full squad of 7 being still alive (more or less) and on the plane home. Finally, it is one of our team's 30th birthday on April 5th, and he's already concerned by what his team have planned for a gift.

Dean Price (captain)

Origin – Townsville, Queensland, Australia
Age – Nowhere near 40
Nickname – Mongo
Weight – Variable
Cricket – Left arm spin, left hand bat. Fielding – negligible
Interests – Egg Curry, nudity, foreign holidays
Distinguishing Features – Very large cranium

Peter Woodfield

Origin – Lichfield, Staffordshire, England
Age – 29 (until Saturday April 5th !!)
Nickname – Spliffy
Weight – 14 stone (ripped)
Cricket – Right arm lightning, right hand bat. Fielding – easily startled
Interests – Sport, fine wine, South-East Asian culture
Distinguishing Features – exceptionally handsome

Scott Connor

Origin – Townsville, Queensland, Australia
Age – 28
Nickname – Wingnut
Weight – 14 stone (chunky)
Cricket – Right arm fast, right hand bat. Fielding – top notch
Interests – group activities, lager, home videos
Distinguishing Features – Large ears

Lance Walsh

Origin – Townsville, Queensland, Australia
Age – 28
Nickname – Fridge
Weight – A lot less than it used to be !!
Cricket – Right arm spin, right hand bat. Fielding – solid
Interests – Disco dancing, salt, Liverpool FC
Distinguishing Features – Incredibly hairy

David Ashley

Origin – Lichfield, Staffordshire, England
Age – maybe "a touch" over 40
Nickname – Dash
Weight – 10 stone
Cricket – Right arm medium, right hand bat (late cuts a speciality !!). Fielding – cat-like
Interests – Budweiser, sun-tans, tattoos
Distinguishing Features – very brittle bones

Michael Talbot

Origin – Adelaide, South Australia
Age – 27
Nickname – Tabs
Weight – 16 stone (allegedly)
Cricket – Right arm spin, right hand bat. Fielding – good hands
Interests – women, on-line poker, women
Distinguishing Features – A giant !!!

Patrick Hagenbach

Origin – Townsville, Queensland, Australia
Age – 24
Nickname – Paddy
Weight – 12 stone
Cricket – Right arm medium-fast, right hand bat. Fielding – long barrier
Interests – The elderly, cats, coffee
Distinguishing Features – The baby of the team