Stuffed Beavers
Charles "Beggers" Begley -
aka the pub landlord. Right-hand Bat, Left-arm slow medium bowler, ambidextrous drinker. Chas is the proud owner of three elephants and the newly opened Tuskers Bar in Chiang Mai, and will no doubt be inviting everyone he meets at the Sixes to come and check out his new establishment. Boasts a cricketing pedigree second to none, although in fairness none isn't much cop.
John Dunn -
An Armadillo reject has managed to inveigle his way into another local spoon team still the world's worse cricketer hoping he can still follow the spirit of Chiang m Mai at 66.
Richard "Dickster" Ford -
stone-walling batsman, right-arm forwards bowler and drummer. Sacrificed his teeth in the cause of the SBCC in the early nineties and has been on a liquid diet since. A gazelle in the field. Held the title of best-dressed cricketer unchallenged from 14th August 1992 to a little later that afternoon. The flatulent fulcrum of the side.
Nigel ‘Tall Bloke' Gurney -
Skipper, wayward bowler, ambitious but ineffective batsmen, keen as mustard. Concern that his forthcoming nuptials may affect his form raised questions as to whether the skipper was worth his place in the side. He Sneaked in on drinking ability in the end. In a 20 year SBCC history he has on occasion captained the side to famous victories but not often.
Matthew "Millers" Milsom -
flies in for the Sixes with five bullet holes in his gut and the dedicated service of a 20 year old Australian nurse called Kylie (allegedly, and apparently they're not bullet holes either). Also known as "Colander". Guitarist and head of banter. Famously held a slip catch in 1993 - the only recorded instance in SBCC history.
Russell Morrison-
the mind is willing but we will see if the old fossil can still do it. Hails from Melbourne and considered by some poms to be infallible
Leigh Whitten -
Swashbuckling Australian hailing from Melbourne. Has a wild stare which transfixes batsmen into believing he is Shane Warne. Loves cricket, Chiang Mai and the Sixes.
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