Our captain Bob gives lots of gob

When fielders all drop catches.

Well that's OK till one comes his way

Then he only stands and watches.

Bob Phillips

Our bowler Steve does still believe

His fast ball is a winner.

OK except he won't accept

He's no more than a spinner.

Steve Turner

And then there's Baz, who's on the razz

And thinks he's still a bowler.

A lean and mean bowling machine?

More like the heavy roller.

Barrie Radburn

Now Paddy's fit, the stupid git,

There's nothing makes him happier

Than to make you run in the hot hot sun -

And then he'll try to lap ya.

Paddy Bateson

Mano the Greek gives the ball a tweak,

The batsmen think it's yummy.

His wily mix they'll hit for six

And then he'll spit the dummy.

Mano Babiolakis

There's Mart from Brum, long way he's come,

His batting is quite funny.

Not hard to find the reason, mind.

He's all night with a Bunny.

Martin Saunders

Now Kevin's proof, and that's no spoof

That sleeping is for woofters.

He's up all night and survives alright

On vodka Lipo snifters.

Kevin Lovegrove

There's Dave our guest who must contest

The gopher's role with Kevin.

On his maiden stay to watch us play

He'll think that he's in heaven.

Dave Freeman

Our Superstar, the best by far

Is batsman Sanjay Rathod.

A four or six he'll try to fix

With his usual faultless method.

Sanjay Rathod