Team: Brett and Steve Busshian, William Greighton-Stuart, Terry Eksteen, Justin Fife, Simon Foxcroft, John Hunter, Keith Patterson

Busshian, brothers two, Steve and Brett
A naughtier pair you've never met.
Booze and women take their toll
So much so, that neither bat nor bowl.

William, who comes from vintage stock
With two surnames, he's quite the jock
Except while batting, he wears a frock
Which sends all bowlers into shock

His eyes are dim and his hair is grey
No reason old Terry shouldn't play
Yes, on occasion he's had some falls
Which doesn't mean he has no balls

Justin, a new name in the team
Young and virile, on whom the team will lean
More is the pity; he's only game is snooker
And doesn't relish his new role as hooker

"Foxy", wily, sly and ready to cheat
Has yet to accept an honest defeat
"The umpire's wrong, the batsman's cheating"
As Captain of Almar, he'll take some beating

Now we come to old John Hunter
Known by friends and foe as Shunter
His cricketing skills can sink no lower
And certainly he's never bowled a maiden over

Then there's Keith, reckless at the crease
This time round his average to increase
For two or three he hopes to strive
But definitely it won't be more than five