John Dunn
Stumbled on the Chiang Mai Sixes on info provided by Ruthy Budden whilst examining Thai orchids with a dusky maiden on Koh Chang. Probably the world's worst cricketer but his voice reaches parts of batsmen's brains to bore them into submission. So slow when bowling that he lulls batsmen to sleep to frustrate them. Now on his 5th visit.

Neil "Biff" Hutchison
A swashbuckler with the bat and a mean leggy bowler, nicknamed because he usually finds the shortest way to end a problem. Second playing visit to Chiang Mai and the best-looking player in the team - ask him!

Paul Cooper
A genuinely all-round nice guy and cricketer. Won an award last year at Chiang Mai and rumoured to knock over Katoeys. Hopefully will stay clear of elephants and motor bikes this year.

Ron Blim
An Aussie wicket keeper. Very cool and laid back. Should fit Chiang Mai perfectly. Used to play guitar professionally in the Sixties in London and rumoured to have strummed with Clapton and McCartney. Now sends out smoke signals by chain smoking and will probably need a puff after each run.