Peter Dawson"Tent Pole"
Team manager and procurer. Can he do any better than last years team. An inspirational figure that last year orchestrated a top team. Another who is rather nocturnal although old father time is having his way.

Eric Little "Peter Pan"
The captain with a reputation. Gets plenty of practice these days with the Sawasdee cricket. However the old legs are getting much slower and will be sorely tested this year to make a few runs and bowl some reasonable overs.

Chris Simmonds "Old Popeye"
Is back in Chiang Mai with a vengeance. He missed the Sixes so much that he has moved back especially to be available this year. His beguiling left arm googlies will tempt and tease many a batsmen. More attuned to running around a tennis court because he doesn't have to stoop to pick the ball up, shall need so flexibility exercise to get down to the low balls. I hear that he get plenty of flex exercises, just never shows any one them!!!

Maurice Bromley "The Gaffer"
Will always prevail with his crafty left arm seamers. But he may have to pass the girthometer test first. He hasn't grown any taller but has gained many inches over the Christmas break. The question is will he be able to get to those ground balls or can he even see the shine of his shoes.

Richard Abbott, "The Key man"
Where's me keys were the last words spoken after the last Sixes dinner. Pity that they were in his bag at his feet. Curse the alcohol, does slow the memory some times. Still that doesn't reflect in his ability on the cricket ground and will give the opposition plenty of headaches again.

"Parn" Poshyanondo "Old Scotch"
That stumping completed that famous hat-trick, can he do any better this year. Batting has yet to be proven. If his efforts on the field could match his efforts off the field he would be a world-beater. However his nocturnal prowess leaves him with little spare energy for sensible recreational activities like cricket.

Terry Kersey "The Body"
What he lacks in skill he contributes in muscle. Not too bad with the ball, but agility in the field is a little doubtful. Has vowed not to subject an elephant to torture by riding one this year, the elephant had the last laugh last year. The biggest acre we have ever seen. Even with a dodgy hamstring and torn rib muscles, he contributed well. What would he be like if he was fit. Not a chance of that as he likes an occasional drink.

Bill Beasley "Cartoon Man"
The man with a real reputation to uphold. The hat-trick in the "Spoon Final" last year will be hard to top. The experience gained last year in the exalted company of the "SPOON" will stand Bill in good stead. Superb in the field topped with those devious left arm tweakers will ensure that the "Cavaliers" will be hard to beat again this year.

Peter Simmonds "Tubby"
The second half of the infamous duo. His girth has increased considerably with the good living down south. Ground balls will not to fielded and catching could be a problem. He might not even be able to get his hands together around that enormous rotundity. Still he will score well on the can consumption helping in his generous way the children's cricket.

Geoff Thompson "The Pencil"
As always creativity at it's best with the magazine. Smooth of tongue and wise with words. However Geoff this is the real thing and we want runs and wickets. Welcome back to the fold after a lay off last year. An old British Club player with loads of experience, but where, at what and there is no when or is there??