Team at 2002 Sixes

"We would like to thank Kim and His crew for sponsoring our shirts and we all look forward to meeting up in Shenanigans in Pattaya after the tournament to enjoy a few beers and some delicious food, any other teams heading that way please feel free to join us."

Steve (Yorky) Fowler

Found the chain at last, its been in Terry's head for 25 years!! (and i thought it was supposed to be on the sea bed???) Promises to bring 2 pairs of whites to every game. Hopes to actually sleep this year and ambition to make breakfast at least once.The rest of the team prefer the one we get at the Pornping!!

Max (animal) Osman

This ex fork lift driver, we are hoping will go through the opposition like he goes through The Bunny Club. A quiet Aussie who will no doubt be led astray by the rest of the team and likes to be in bed by 8 (that's am).

Marti (the mallard) Burns

Still trying to find the Thai word for Pernod. Malakas fortune resting on his shoulders in the unlikely event he turns up occasionally sober. Emotional trip for him when he reunites with his step family!

Terry (your deal) Skillett

Will be heard barking his orders to the lads (most ignored order "take 3") Arrived in Thailand 2 months early to sort out his legs so he can come off his long run. Will be arranging card schools and hoping Michael Owen can make it.

Brett (fat boy) Hillas

Well known to all at the 6's and Malakas still disputing poaching fine from Darwin. First job to locate the blender for those much needed cocktails first thing in the morning! Big hitting success last year despite The Jack coke back pack! Expert on the art of Lawn Mower-racing. May well have to be loaned back to Darwin otherwise Tats will have to play!!

Ray (lemon) Matti

As an ex hockey goalie its a doddle for him to take the gloves this year especially as no Malaka has ever beaten the bat he isn't too worried. Likes to slice or hook the ball for four on the rare occasion he makes contact. Hoping to avoid the duck he once proudly owned. Failed in his attempt to buy Malakas a pre tournie training camp but continues to hustle golf in the Kingdom. Playing off 6 now if you have a game with him.

Chris (johnno) Johnson

Cricket virgin out to educate the Thais on the wonders of snow! Will be seen scouring the Big C for a girlfriend and holds the world record for a bar fine. Not that he has ever paid one as the birds he meets just fall in love with him. Spent last year as a supporter and promises to actually have a drink with the lads having been in love last year. Hoping to see another "whats up boys" victory dance.

John (glass's) Bellinger

Survived another year in PNG ( Priscilla not Guinea) . Will be quitely getting sozzled in the Sugar Shack now he is almost married. Looking forward to the 15 ball overs with his high looping left arm wides. Has been known to be a peeping tom at the 3rd floor of the Porn Ping without the use of a ladder!!

Mick (sid ) Moohan

3rd visit for loyal Malaka supporter. Loves to have clothes made and donates them to the Hotel cleaner. Arriving three days early so he can get his hair done and shirt ironed for the opening ceremony. Look out for him in the hotel pool with Yorky his synchronised swimming partner.

Claes (forrest gump) Wahlberg

Hopes to be available after missing last year's tour, will be forced to play if fatboy has to play for Darwin, still knows nothing about cricket but will be a big help if there are any ice hockey questions in the quiz!

Dag (cactus killer) Blomqvist

Another Swede so the bar sales will be good. Coming without Eva so look out world!! Mainly coming for the Rolling Stones concert as Mick is one of the few people on the planet that make Dag feel young.

Jenny (swinging times) Morgan

Will be found in her usual spot in the hammock, except when she is chasing you to pay for your duck or sell you a raffle ticket or ten!

Priscilla (alarm clock)

Back to help the ladies try and finally beat their hosts.

Benni (our very own guide)

No doubt she will be kept busy fixing all our flights etc., Thanks Benni we would be lost without you.