Team at 2002 Sixes

Paul "the body" Venn (Capt.)

Returns with the added responsibility of being captain and a father. Formerly a wild boy about town but now settled, although still carries a punch within the tones. A Geordie from Sunderland sorry Newcastle. Is looking forward to the wife, Clare, playing for the CNX Lassies. Jack is on standby as the team motivator.

George 'the sailor' Appleton DVLC, CDM,SMO.

Virgin Tourist. Ran away to sea and represented many ships. Will be mentored on his first tour by the experience of Jes 'saddlebags'Coulbeck. George was the chief "netty" officer in the forces as he was I/c for the nets at Portsmouth. Recently broke his ribs and the hockey goalpost as a substitute.

Simon 'Donny' Fowler

He is back beware! The ex Turd of the Tournament back in 1999. Still known to make a Baht last a long time, although signs of improvement now he is self employed. Still holds the No 1 spot in the changing room and still likes it to be seen. Stay clear if the travel stories come out of the cloister (and only a Baht in hand). Will be seen on the massage table more than once, but where no comments.

Mike 'the accounts' Herbert

Virgin Tourist. The late night boy and sure to become a member of the Bunny Club. Selected, due to experience, as the tours fund manager ex Arthur Anderson do you remember ENRON. Certain to be back next year.

Jose 'the Palace' Isles

The Spanish influence and the Cockney Spick from back home. Will be heard every morning "don't break my eggs". Renowned for his famous chat up lines and then leading himself up the wrong path. Is being coached, as you read, to make the all important kill.

Lewis 'the lawyer' Carpenter

Virgin tourists as a teenager. Hoping he drinks like his younger brother and sponsored by his father. Have heard that he recently represented England schoolboys but at what!! One to watch out for the weapon!

Mark 'Athers'Rowe

He returns. Still a quality virgin despite this being his 10th tour of Thailand still looking! Resides in the UK so will be a little rusty but hoping not to repeat his feats in 2000 the year of the hat trick of ducks Jenny be ready. Still owes the tour manager's wife a dinner.