The ever present Dragons Captain is struggling to be fit for this year' tournament after dislocating his knee in January. Many have stated that the success of the Dragons this year depends on his fitness. If he doesn’t play the Dragons should do well, as most of the oppositions runs tend to come from byes!! He intends on having a last minute Thai massage to try and reduce the swelling although he has been warned that this could have a reverse affect on other parts of his body. No doubt Mark will try and blame his poor batting performance on lack of nets, but lets face it Mark your just Crap!!

Jason "ORANGE" Owens

Jason returns to the sixes looking for another Pro-Scalp, after his recent book "First Ball and Out, my life with Mike Gatting" flopped on its release in his hometown of Bridgend. Selling only one copy, (rumour has it that that team Captain Mark bought it). Jason has been in good form in nets recently, but appears to have developed a Monica Seles grunt whilst bowling. Should this be considered unsportsmen like, Jason could be facing disciplinary action in the organiser' tent. Jason is quietly hoping Steve Waugh may be in Chiang Mai, so he can get the shirt he bought last year in Auction re-signed after his girlfriend washed it, to get the ink stains out!!

Richard "SLINKY" Lewis

Richard returns to Chiang Mai with a new image, and has since cut short his once long flowing locks. He was quoted as saying "I made many new friends last year in Chiang Mai, but some were just too friendly". This quote came after being offered several thousand baht to show one of the sixes teams a good time!!. He also comes in search of his mums camera which he some how managed to mislay one night whilst otherwise engaged. Rich was a little bit upset last year after narrowly missing out on the turd of the week award for his, some what short delivery to Kiteboys Nick Knight…and has promised to try harder

Ben "WHIRLWIND" Warwick

Ben is the only Chiang Mai virgin in the squad and also the youngest member of the Dragons, but standing a massive 6ft 6" is certainly not the smallest. This demon fast bowler is looking to make an impact in Chiang Mai, having already injured several members of the squad in nets. I fear the strict enforcement of the wide rule may well produce the tournaments longest over. Ben is no stranger to overseas tours having already toured Sri Lanka with Cardiff University, although this was not in a playing capacity but as Jock strap De-Puber!

Chris "PODGEY" Davies

Chris returns to Chiang Mai fully fit after sitting out last year' tournament due to his Asshole transplant. Although Chris was present in body he definitely wasn’t in mind. Chris recently said, "I feel like a new man now" No Chris your just a bigger Asshole! He is very well known throughout the streets of Chiang Mai, the market traders love him as Chris will buy virtually anything, thus far he has bought a Bamboo Motorbike (With Gears), a candle wax Buddha and even a basket full of live birds. What will the Dragons answer to Indiana Jones buy this year, a bamboo dildo door stop perhaps? Chris is also popular in the bars, and in John' Bar he is known as Monkey Boy!

Neil "THE SCUD" Eggar

Neil is currently the reigning Jen-Gar champion in Chiang Mai, although watch out all as he likes to seal his win with "A Little Kiss!" He has been working hard this winter trying to perfect The Scud (Neil' answer to The Flipper). Let' just hope his hard work has paid off as the tournament can not afford to lose anymore Balls. Naturally being a proud Welshman like he is Neil has stated "He wouldn’t be seen dead in an England top" clearly this was just an England top he refered to after being seen by millions on Sky at the Ashes test with an England Cap on.

Ian "SHADEY" Howells

Ian started out life with the Dragons as reserve water boy to his life long love interest Tony. During last season not only was he elevated to Chief water boy, but also managed to force his way into the Dragons side. Could he be the surprise package of the sixes & the Dragons wicketkeeper solution (Probably Not). Don’t expect great things from Ian off the pitch either, as all his spare time is spent inebriated, although this alleged quiet man always manages to shock someone. Rumour has it last year Ian was spotted heading off in every direction but the Pornping Tower after a night on the town.