Lee Kennedy (rhb, ram)

Sports a large Bacardi bat tattoo on his upper arm, as you might expect from a member of the Diplomat Corps of the Australian Government. Can also spell a bit and do simple arithmetic, so they made him Trade Commissioner to Malaysia. First trip to Chiang Mai, but bringing the family along, so expect him to be safely ensconced in the hotel before dark with the kids while wife Ruth paints the town red.

Stuart Kaschula (rhb, ras)

Having leapt to prominence three years ago on his first trip to Chiang Mai when he wowed the event with his 'Spotted Dog hair-do, the Rhodesian Rhino is now something of a veteran, though not for Zanu PF. Construction man by profession, Demolition Man by nature, especially when it comes to crippling his own team-mates on the field of play.

Charlie Chelliah (rhb, wk)

On his third trip to Chiang Mai, the previous two having been as Convener of the Royal Selangor Club. As Business Development Manager with Pioneer Concrete, Charlie is looking forward to stabilizing and cementing the relationships he made with the bar staff at the Rock Hard Cafe? over the last couple of years; enjoying plenty of 'foot massages'; and perhaps getting his first bat ever in the Tournament.

Al Stewart (rhb, ram)

One of the founders of Kelawar CC, 'The Barman' spends his time jetting between Jakarta, Singapore and KL, and is a major shareholder of Moet Chandon. Warning to organizers: was responsible for singlehandedly destroying an entire clubhouse when he fell through the roof whilst retrieving a ball - please reinforce tent.

Dave White (rhb, ras)

A shy, retiring Aussie, not in the least bit jingoistic about his country's sporting prowess, Whitey works for a company called GBH, something he regularly suffers at home at the hands of his six year old son, Alex, and equally retiring wife, whose name appears to be But Love….More of an Aussie Rules player, has been known to tackle square leg umpire whilst facing fast bowling. There is absolutely no connection between his cricketing skill and the fact that he makes toilets for a living.

John Cranwell (rhb, wk)

In his first season at KLCC, John seems to have realized that his talent is in serious decline, as manifested in his insistence on wearing a Zimbabwean cricket shirt at every available opportunity. This respectable member of the teaching establishment is affectionately nicknamed 'Melons', owing to his rapacious appetite for that trailing plant. Pull the udder one, it's got bells on.