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Jeremy 'Jezzer' Coulbeck Chiang Mai pedigree: Top notch regular
and team leader Best batting ever: 189 N.O. from 21 balls in the controversial
England v. Riyadh one day drinking festival. A game plagued by scoring errors
on both sides. Riyadh won by 15 wickets.Best bowling ever: 0 for 1 off 7
overs (included 12 wides) |
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Richard 'Coxy' Cox Chiang Mai pedigree: Becoming very regular Team
position: Spokesman (whether you want to listen or not!) Most memorable
line: "I stand by all the misstatements that I have made" Best
batting ever: A memorable 15 from 11.693 overs in the ill-fated Darjeeling
'friendship' tour of Kabul, 2001 |
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Chris 'Ginger Minger' Myers Chiang Mai pedigree: Infant Team position:
Official northener, Tetley taster and consultant. Particular skills: Being
very northern in his approach to cricket. Considers that winning is important
and losing with dignity is crap. Will soon learn to lose with grace. Chiang
Mai dreams: To spread the gospel according to northern Thai spiritual guru
'Ee-ecky-thomp' |
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Jose 'No Way' Isles Chiang Mai pedigree: Infant No2 Position: Team
dago and elasto plast dispanser favourite drink: A long slow build-up to
an all night session of 'half-a-pint' of shandy Cricketing skills: Would
dearly like some |
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Ron 'Trigger' Farrer Chiang Mai pedigree: The return of the scorer Team
position: Statistician and SAGA rep. Most memorable line: "I didn't
really say everything I said" Favorite drink: Fosters if available,
alternatively Fosters Favorite colour: Red, blue, green, black, mauve, yellow
etc etc |
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Stuart 'Hardly' Hardy Chiang Mai pedigree: Aged infant Position:
Visiting superstar Most memorable line: "You got to be very careful
if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there." Favorite
drink: Scotch, brandy, vodka, beer etc etc Particular skills: Incoherency
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Joe 'Baldrick' Carpenter Chiang Mai pedigree: Has long lease on
room at the Pornping Team position: CEO and Chief Executive Officer Best batting
ever: N/A Best bowling ever: 3 strikes on the trot, Streatham bowl, 1972 Interpersonal
skills: Tolerance and understanding |
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Clive 'Rumpole' Carpenter Chiang Mai pedigree: Returning after
an extended period of obscurity Team position: Bar fund manger and aeronautical
adviser Tournament prediction: "It's hard to make predictions, especially
about the future" Favorite drink: Red wine, please, in an effing big
glass Particular skills: Gregarious nature c/w a practical sensibility |
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Lewis 'HRH' Carpenter Chiang Mai pedigree: Past star Team position:
Youth consultant and fashion adviser to J Boy Most memorable line: "I
love Thailand. I practically grew up in Dubai" Favourite drink: Alcohol Particular
skills: Partying when awake |
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Elliot 'J Boy' Carpenter Chiang Mai pedigree: Past superstar Team
position: Assistant to the CEO Favourite drink: "Anything I can get
away with" Artistic achievements: Poncing about on the stage Chiang Mai
hopes: To be accepted as a normal human being |
