Lindy "Dombo" Pohl

Better or worse half debatable of the infamous Slammer's Wally. Has undergarments that oddly produce a feeling of 'something mooshy' in people. Sadly will not be displaying those "dombos" to the general Sixes public this year, but promises something better! Expert on directions from the Pickled Picnic.

Cheryl 'Speedy Mommy' Penny

As you know, hates the chat NOT! Superspeedymom from a Superspeedyfamily. Major instigator of naughty antics did not manage to get hotpants and bikini tops approved for this year's uniform after having faced the outrage of the rest of the team who do not have a size ten figure! FYI: To shut up, give drink.

Natasha 'My Story is Better' Hird

Otherwise known as Mrs. General Knowledge and self proclaimed spearhead of Chassies' triumphant victory against the WWAST last year. Produced a beautiful baby girl this year and you will be glad to know has fully recovered from chapped nips!

Bets " Zimbo" Penney

Refugee grandmother of Penny clan from Zim, on her annual jaunt to Thailand. Very conveniently convinces husband George to umpire the girls' games (a job he "hates" not) Caretaker of the third generation while mummy and daddy are out playing during the Sixes!

Nicki 'Knickers' Barnett

Warning: Do NOT challenge to a drinking match, results can be devastating (she has made grown men weep!) This five foot practically nothing blond thing was captain of women's rugby team at university, so mess with her at your peril a scrum of large lesbian ladies have been seen screaming off the pitch at Knickers' ferocious attacks.

Pim 'Pickle Pim' Kemasingki

Has a thing against chairs, they somehow break into smithereens whenever near her maybe something about being pickled! Pickled Pim planned the perfect picnic ended perplexed by 200 local pickled people. However, she always plans the perfect pissups for the sixes.

Elizabeth 'Pearly Liz' Nabnien

Likes fast cars and tasty chefs! Always provides the Queens tea for the chassies with salmon and wine,wine, wine. Watch out for those pigtails when she sends the ball"Hurling" down the wicket.

Michelle 'Oy

What You See is What You Get Mate' Ring (and what you hear Ed.) Chiang Mai's entrepreneur and budding business tycoon husband Dave is looking forward to his early retirement. Perfectly at home in Spotlite normally on Fag Fridays with husband Dave in tow.

Love.

Pim and the girls.